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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 34 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 196 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 39 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1504 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,805 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1855 | 21% |
| Smokes | 2568 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2076 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2306 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $470,392 of utility $91 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 797 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | ThatOneDeadAirpod | 38% | 13 |
| #10 | Tac le Berry | 38% | 72 |
| #11 | Shake | 37% | 57 |
| #12 | Bobsy Fett | 26% | 19 |
| #13 | Wanheda | 20% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Poetry | 3 | 0.0011 |
| #2 | ZaЯude | 2 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | Bobsy Fett | 2 | 0.0050 |
| #4 | Tac le Berry | 1 | 0.0006 |
| #5 | Shake | 1 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ZaЯude | +7.91 | 64 | 73 |
| #2 | Laokuh | +0.92 | 58 | 23 |
| #3 | BabyBunnee | +0.69 | 41 | 62 |
| #4 | Wanheda | +0.55 | 50 | 53 |
| #5 | KainRo | +0.26 | 51 | 39 |





