








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 138 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 95 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1149 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,721 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1528 | 32% |
| Smokes | 1859 | 39% |
| HE Grenades | 517 | 11% |
| Molotovs | 817 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $458,581 of utility $148 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 78 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LaQuerte | 55% | 11 |
| #2 | Dimitri | 52% | 33 |
| #3 | Burd Pauperranger | 50% | 38 |
| #4 | leetskeetteRRR#. | 44% | 34 |
| #5 | Dilly | 43% | 68 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dilly | 5 | 0.0034 |
| #2 | NietKoel#. | 3 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | Modifact | 3 | 0.0059 |
| #4 | Nef | 2 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | Rns#. | 2 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NietKoel#. | 128 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #2 | Dilly | 116 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #3 | Dimitri | 94 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #4 | Rns#. | 91 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #5 | Nef | 52 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dilly | +2.79 | 61 | 62 |
| #2 | LaQuerte | +2.27 | 67 | 68 |
| #3 | Modifact | +1.07 | 68 | 73 |
| #4 | Nef | +0.89 | 74 | 52 |
| #5 | Burd Pauperranger | -0.11 | 41 | 63 |





