








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 502 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 433 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 39 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5208 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,430 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1695 | 16% |
| Smokes | 1690 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 4289 | 41% |
| Molotovs | 2756 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,514,126 of utility $236 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 987 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Alterlai | 61% | 41 |
| #2 | j0di | 54% | 37 |
| #3 | NietKoel#. | 53% | 66 |
| #4 | Dilly | 51% | 338 |
| #5 | Modifact | 50% | 332 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | leetskeetteRRR#. | 47% | 55 |
| #10 | Ploxo | 45% | 49 |
| #11 | Terranova | 45% | 29 |
| #12 | Rns#. | 43% | 119 |
| #13 | Zwijnzak#. | 40% | 63 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dilly | 13 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | Modifact | 10 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | Burd Pauperranger | 6 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | Dimitri | 4 | 0.0017 |
| #5 | NietKoel#. | 4 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Modifact | 605 | 0.08 | 19 min |
| #2 | Dilly | 586 | 0.08 | 16 min |
| #3 | Burd Pauperranger | 298 | 0.04 | 7 min |
| #4 | Dimitri | 267 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #5 | Zwijnzak#. | 212 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Alterlai | +2.36 | 88 | 55 |
| #2 | Nef | +2.10 | 78 | 46 |
| #3 | Dilly | +1.38 | 63 | 64 |
| #4 | Modifact | -0.02 | 75 | 72 |
| #5 | j0di | -0.04 | 51 | 81 |





