








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 389 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 434 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 46 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4215 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,396 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2408 | 17% |
| Smokes | 4771 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 3834 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 3383 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,863,275 of utility $180 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 336 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | j0di | 64% | 42 |
| #2 | Alterlai | 57% | 53 |
| #3 | leetskeetteRRR#. | 55% | 29 |
| #4 | Terranova | 52% | 33 |
| #5 | Dilly | 51% | 319 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dilly | 13 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | Modifact | 10 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | Dimitri | 6 | 0.0027 |
| #4 | Nef | 4 | 0.0006 |
| #5 | NietKoel#. | 4 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Modifact | 616 | 0.09 | 19 min |
| #2 | Dilly | 520 | 0.08 | 14 min |
| #3 | Nef | 240 | 0.04 | 5 min |
| #4 | Dimitri | 232 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #5 | Rns#. | 159 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Alterlai | +2.53 | 87 | 55 |
| #2 | j0di | +1.84 | 56 | 78 |
| #3 | Nef | +1.67 | 77 | 45 |
| #4 | Dilly | +1.61 | 61 | 64 |
| #5 | Modifact | +0.17 | 76 | 72 |





