








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 221 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 76 matches | ||
| Wingman | 39 matches | ||
| Faceit | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2834 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,059 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4110 | 31% |
| Smokes | 3414 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2870 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 2665 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $165,407 of utility $33 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 81 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | scales | 63% | 91 |
| #2 | sH1fty | 59% | 22 |
| #3 | DchozN | 59% | 90 |
| #4 | dragon | 57% | 84 |
| #5 | avi | 57% | 67 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | DchozN | 59% | 90 |
| #4 | dragon | 57% | 84 |
| #5 | avi | 57% | 67 |
| #6 | SupaFreak | 56% | 84 |
| #7 | 3xON | 53% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | scales | 6 | 0.0033 |
| #2 | DchozN | 4 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | SupaFreak | 2 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | dragon | 2 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | 3xON | 2 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dragon | 295 | 0.18 | 8 min |
| #2 | scales | 275 | 0.15 | 7 min |
| #3 | DchozN | 192 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #4 | SupaFreak | 155 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #5 | avi | 107 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | scales | +3.15 | 72 | 69 |
| #2 | StrangeloV | +2.71 | 71 | 71 |
| #3 | dragon | +1.60 | 93 | 73 |
| #4 | SupaFreak | +1.24 | 50 | 63 |
| #5 | 3xON | -1.01 | 51 | 68 |





