








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 518 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 77 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 19 matches | ||
| Premier | 15 matches | ||
| Faceit | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 81 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4281 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,915 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3526 | 22% |
| Smokes | 5041 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 3286 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 4062 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $817,941 of utility $104 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 295 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gwap | 68% | 22 |
| #2 | ARMY|OF|JUAN | 64% | 28 |
| #3 | StrangeloV | 63% | 91 |
| #4 | SupaFreak | 62% | 79 |
| #5 | Leesha | 60% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | scales | +4.04 | 76 | 68 |
| #2 | gwap | +3.53 | 90 | 64 |
| #3 | StrangeloV | +3.04 | 70 | 77 |
| #4 | ARMY|OF|JUAN | +2.10 | 74 | 65 |
| #5 | SupaFreak | +1.98 | 52 | 63 |





