








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 581 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 111 matches | ||
| Wingman | 74 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 44 matches | ||
| Premier | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 23 different maps





Our logs show 53 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3170 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 31,152 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7639 | 25% |
| Smokes | 7236 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 7983 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 8294 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $632,996 of utility $61 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1319 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SupaFreak | 63% | 30 |
| #2 | gwap | 61% | 51 |
| #3 | StrangeloV | 59% | 90 |
| #4 | Leesha | 59% | 46 |
| #5 | Trottah | 56% | 63 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | StrangeloV | +5.31 | 73 | 70 |
| #2 | scales | +4.26 | 76 | 68 |
| #3 | gwap | +3.45 | 90 | 65 |
| #4 | Mulppy | +2.78 | 83 | 55 |
| #5 | ARMY|OF|JUAN | +2.22 | 71 | 64 |





