








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 833 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 366 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 33 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2940 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,040 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3367 | 24% |
| Smokes | 3781 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 4095 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 2797 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,558,227 of utility $176 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 36 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | scales | 57% | 37 |
| #2 | StrangeloV | 53% | 36 |
| #3 | avi | 52% | 27 |
| #4 | SupaFreak | 51% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | scales | 57% | 37 |
| #2 | StrangeloV | 53% | 36 |
| #3 | avi | 52% | 27 |
| #4 | SupaFreak | 51% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | StrangeloV | 6 | 0.0082 |
| #2 | scales | 2 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | SupaFreak | 1 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | avi | 1 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | StrangeloV | 136 | 0.19 | 4 min |
| #2 | scales | 132 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| #3 | SupaFreak | 70 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #4 | avi | 50 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | scales | +2.16 | 70 | 69 |
| #2 | StrangeloV | +2.08 | 69 | 82 |
| #3 | SupaFreak | +0.30 | 44 | 60 |
| #4 | 3xON | -0.69 | 52 | 66 |
| #5 | avi | -4.66 | 41 | 47 |





