








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 458 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 176 matches | ||
| Faceit | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2929 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,688 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3131 | 29% |
| Smokes | 3171 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 2319 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 2067 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $953,251 of utility $158 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 125 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hmm | 73% | 56 |
| #2 | Nuori Hosuja | 71% | 21 |
| #3 | Dinko | 67% | 33 |
| #4 | Mac | 64% | 25 |
| #5 | JustHarry | 63% | 67 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #11 | SPUNJ | 50% | 20 |
| #12 | JF- | 48% | 95 |
| #13 | Chouby | 48% | 48 |
| #14 | Janixs | 47% | 17 |
| #15 | Rush | 43% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | a/x | 3 | 0.0014 |
| #2 | JF- | 1 | 0.0005 |
| #3 | JustHarry | 1 | 0.0007 |
| #4 | AliBond | 1 | 0.0008 |
| #5 | hmm | 1 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | a/x | 319 | 0.15 | 7 min |
| #2 | hmm | 292 | 0.26 | 8 min |
| #3 | JustHarry | 194 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #4 | JF- | 183 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #5 | AliBond | 125 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AliBond | +1.51 | 81 | 60 |
| #2 | HenryG | +1.08 | 87 | 71 |
| #3 | YouM3 | +0.99 | 76 | 67 |
| #4 | moses | +0.99 | 73 | 65 |
| #5 | hmm | +0.83 | 65 | 70 |





