








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 431 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 65 matches | ||
| Premier | 63 matches | ||
| Wingman | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 23 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3330 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,102 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4436 | 31% |
| Smokes | 3620 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2838 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 3208 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $693,102 of utility $94 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 224 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vilda | 74% | 19 |
| #2 | HenryG | 73% | 56 |
| #3 | moses | 73% | 52 |
| #4 | Nuori Hosuja | 69% | 61 |
| #5 | a/x | 69% | 86 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | JustHarry | 64% | 217 |
| #9 | Scrawn | 62% | 34 |
| #10 | stunna | 57% | 23 |
| #11 | Rush | 55% | 33 |
| #12 | jeyrazz | 50% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JustHarry | 7 | 0.0016 |
| #2 | SPUNJ | 3 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | a/x | 2 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | Rush | 2 | 0.0031 |
| #5 | AliBond | 1 | 0.0005 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JustHarry | 571 | 0.13 | 14 min |
| #2 | AliBond | 266 | 0.13 | 8 min |
| #3 | a/x | 261 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| #4 | SPUNJ | 243 | 0.21 | 7 min |
| #5 | HenryG | 109 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AliBond | +2.30 | 75 | 61 |
| #2 | Vilda | +1.80 | 82 | 61 |
| #3 | SPUNJ | +1.49 | 91 | 74 |
| #4 | HenryG | +1.21 | 84 | 63 |
| #5 | moses | +1.12 | 76 | 61 |





