








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 359 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 28 matches | ||
| Faceit | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Wingman | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4283 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,776 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2722 | 25% |
| Smokes | 2817 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2676 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 2561 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $723,584 of utility $101 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 32 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SPUNJ | 80% | 69 |
| #2 | moses | 72% | 119 |
| #3 | Nuori Hosuja | 69% | 42 |
| #4 | Scrawn | 69% | 35 |
| #5 | stunna | 67% | 58 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | a/x | 66% | 175 |
| #7 | hmm | 64% | 217 |
| #8 | HenryG | 63% | 67 |
| #9 | steel | 60% | 20 |
| #10 | AliBond | 60% | 75 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hmm | 5 | 0.0012 |
| #2 | SPUNJ | 5 | 0.0037 |
| #3 | a/x | 4 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | moses | 2 | 0.0009 |
| #5 | Scrawn | 2 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hmm | 919 | 0.21 | 24 min |
| #2 | a/x | 603 | 0.17 | 14 min |
| #3 | SPUNJ | 318 | 0.24 | 10 min |
| #4 | moses | 243 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #5 | AliBond | 202 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SPUNJ | +2.73 | 92 | 79 |
| #2 | moses | +2.26 | 77 | 62 |
| #3 | AliBond | +1.97 | 73 | 56 |
| #4 | steel | +1.63 | 77 | 72 |
| #5 | HenryG | +0.95 | 86 | 62 |





