








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 134 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 175 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Esplay | 5 matches | 1,289 | |
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 28 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2513 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,538 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 819 | 18% |
| Smokes | 1248 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1554 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 917 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $539,316 of utility $116 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 589 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -=PiTeRaQ=- | 50% | 22 |
| #2 | -=|Hoppsan|=- | 46% | 126 |
| #3 | Hex | 41% | 32 |
| #4 | Dudde | 38% | 81 |
| #5 | Skalman | 37% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -=|Hoppsan|=- | 3 | 0.0011 |
| #2 | Kock i rock | 3 | 0.0085 |
| #3 | Dudde | 1 | 0.0006 |
| #4 | Hex | 1 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | -=PiTeRaQ=- | 1 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hex | 101 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #2 | Dudde | 98 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #3 | -=|Hoppsan|=- | 61 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| #4 | -=PiTeRaQ=- | 44 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #5 | Skalman | 12 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -=PiTeRaQ=- | +2.17 | 33 | 77 |
| #2 | .Ohlen | +1.40 | 65 | 50 |
| #3 | Skalman | +0.85 | 52 | 45 |
| #4 | -=|Hoppsan|=- | -1.29 | 40 | 52 |
| #5 | Hex | -1.96 | 31 | 63 |





