








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 748 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Esplay | 130 matches | 1,367 | |
| Premier | 115 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 75 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1795 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,543 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1629 | 22% |
| Smokes | 1260 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 2881 | 38% |
| Molotovs | 1773 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,664,770 of utility $236 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 287 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Skalman | 59% | 44 |
| #2 | Hex | 52% | 23 |
| #3 | -=PiTeRaQ=- | 48% | 27 |
| #4 | ✪ Soleif | 48% | 126 |
| #5 | CmA | 46% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CmA | +5.78 | 84 | 76 |
| #2 | ✪ Soleif | +3.25 | 71 | 55 |
| #3 | -=PiTeRaQ=- | +3.23 | 44 | 81 |
| #4 | Skalman | +1.01 | 48 | 58 |
| #5 | Hex | -0.04 | 28 | 70 |





