








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1597 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 1319 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 24 matches | ||
| Wingman | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 64 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




62 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11872 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 51,501 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9437 | 18% |
| Smokes | 16813 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 14471 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 10780 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,078,288 of utility $128 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1097 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hakzz | 55% | 97 |
| #2 | pentti kΓΆyri | 53% | 205 |
| #3 | Heathen | 53% | 80 |
| #4 | Sika | 50% | 252 |
| #5 | jaakk O))) | 48% | 81 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #14 | Hattutehdas Oy | 41% | 133 |
| #15 | Korppi | 41% | 95 |
| #16 | Eetu! "# | 40% | 83 |
| #17 | βͺ dome | 37% | 78 |
| #18 | Pyssyh | 31% | 86 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | βπ²π²ππ’π―π±π± β | 34 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | Meggala | 21 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | Nidelix | 13 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | Gangrene | 9 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | Sika | 7 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Meggala | 1643 | 0.13 | 49 min |
| #2 | Nidelix | 1075 | 0.17 | 26 min |
| #3 | pentti kΓΆyri | 531 | 0.12 | 12 min |
| #4 | βπ²π²ππ’π―π±π± β | 526 | 0.03 | 17 min |
| #5 | Sika | 449 | 0.08 | 11 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Eetu! "# | +2.16 | 83 | 49 |
| #2 | Hakzz | +1.59 | 72 | 66 |
| #3 | Meggala | +1.58 | 68 | 73 |
| #4 | jaakk O))) | +1.14 | 61 | 72 |
| #5 | exel | +1.07 | 41 | 74 |





