








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2562 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 1843 matches | ||
| Faceit | 94 matches | ||
| Wingman | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 124 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




57 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
20678 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 53,671 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6464 | 12% |
| Smokes | 16137 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 20339 | 38% |
| Molotovs | 10731 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $10,447,423 of utility $237 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3101 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DrGerhard1 | 59% | 120 |
| #2 | Hakzz | 55% | 231 |
| #3 | Sika | 55% | 185 |
| #4 | pentti kΓΆyri | 53% | 510 |
| #5 | Eetu! "# | 53% | 306 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | Hullukukko | 47% | 873 |
| #11 | Meggala | 47% | 497 |
| #12 | Hattutehdas Oy | 41% | 120 |
| #13 | Pyssyh | 40% | 139 |
| #14 | βͺ dome | 40% | 110 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hullukukko | 26 | 0.0014 |
| #2 | pentti kΓΆyri | 23 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | Meggala | 18 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | Gangrene | 17 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | Nidelix | 11 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nidelix | 1634 | 0.17 | 39 min |
| #2 | Meggala | 1430 | 0.14 | 41 min |
| #3 | pentti kΓΆyri | 1354 | 0.13 | 31 min |
| #4 | Hullukukko | 1347 | 0.07 | 35 min |
| #5 | DrGerhard1 | 740 | 0.28 | 20 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Eetu! "# | +2.31 | 82 | 49 |
| #2 | DrGerhard1 | +1.66 | 50 | 71 |
| #3 | Hakzz | +1.39 | 70 | 68 |
| #4 | Meggala | +1.33 | 65 | 72 |
| #5 | Hattutehdas Oy | +0.65 | 56 | 57 |





