








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2025 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 1092 matches | ||
| Faceit | 50 matches | ||
| Wingman | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 103 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




44 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
12624 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 34,540 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6642 | 19% |
| Smokes | 7204 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 12546 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 8148 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $5,147,890 of utility $199 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 460 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DrGerhard1 | 56% | 86 |
| #2 | kaapo | 55% | 73 |
| #3 | tonz / | 51% | 258 |
| #4 | pAtOnKiJaLkAsHeNkOViTcH | 50% | 70 |
| #5 | sorsa | 49% | 81 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #14 | Nidelix | 45% | 164 |
| #15 | LuumuVaras | 44% | 153 |
| #16 | Hullukukko | 43% | 276 |
| #17 | 𝒜𝓃𝓃𝒾𝒸𝓀𝒶 ツ | 40% | 125 |
| #18 | terppaw | 35% | 108 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Meggala | 14 | 0.0029 |
| #2 | Pyssyh | 8 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | ℜ𝔲𝔲𝔟𝔢𝔯𝔱𝔱 ✟ | 7 | 0.0008 |
| #4 | Hullukukko | 5 | 0.0008 |
| #5 | terppaw | 5 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Meggala | 691 | 0.14 | 19 min |
| #2 | Nidelix | 658 | 0.19 | 16 min |
| #3 | Pyssyh | 649 | 0.18 | 19 min |
| #4 | LuumuVaras | 582 | 0.18 | 15 min |
| #5 | DrGerhard1 | 538 | 0.30 | 15 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pAtOnKiJaLkAsHeNkOViTcH | +2.64 | 62 | 59 |
| #2 | Meggala | +1.52 | 66 | 72 |
| #3 | Hattutehdas Oy | +1.26 | 63 | 56 |
| #4 | Hakzz | +1.12 | 68 | 66 |
| #5 | DrGerhard1 | +1.09 | 54 | 68 |





