








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 830 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 943 matches | ||
| Faceit | 169 matches | ||
| Wingman | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 106 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




76 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10790 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 43,445 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10198 | 23% |
| Smokes | 13571 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 11628 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 8048 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,745,944 of utility $183 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1855 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | theyky | 28 | 0.0092 |
| #2 | ℜ𝔲𝔲𝔟𝔢𝔯𝔱𝔱 ✟ | 11 | 0.0010 |
| #3 | jööti | 11 | 0.0024 |
| #4 | Luikku | 9 | 0.0030 |
| #5 | HenqpA | 8 | 0.0045 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jööti | 1054 | 0.23 | 32 min |
| #2 | theyky | 686 | 0.23 | 20 min |
| #3 | Nidelix | 519 | 0.15 | 12 min |
| #4 | Luikku | 451 | 0.15 | 9 min |
| #5 | HenqpA | 318 | 0.18 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Eetu! "# | +2.63 | 82 | 52 |
| #2 | Meggala | +2.28 | 69 | 72 |
| #3 | theyky | +2.00 | 38 | 72 |
| #4 | Hullukukko | +0.09 | 56 | 63 |
| #5 | HenqpA | -0.14 | 45 | 71 |





