








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 549 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 331 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 23 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4951 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 25,147 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5759 | 23% |
| Smokes | 7295 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 6699 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 5394 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,331,696 of utility $106 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 130 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ℜ𝔲𝔲𝔟𝔢𝔯𝔱𝔱 ✟ | 55% | 185 |
| #2 | Eetu! "# | 54% | 37 |
| #3 | Korppi | 51% | 55 |
| #4 | Hullukukko | 50% | 252 |
| #5 | Gangrene | 48% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Hullukukko | 50% | 252 |
| #5 | Gangrene | 48% | 42 |
| #6 | Ari | 47% | 36 |
| #7 | Nidelix | 44% | 43 |
| #8 | Meggala | 41% | 111 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hullukukko | 8 | 0.0015 |
| #2 | ℜ𝔲𝔲𝔟𝔢𝔯𝔱𝔱 ✟ | 4 | 0.0010 |
| #3 | Korppi | 3 | 0.0030 |
| #4 | Gangrene | 3 | 0.0033 |
| #5 | Ari | 3 | 0.0043 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hullukukko | 353 | 0.07 | 11 min |
| #2 | Meggala | 301 | 0.13 | 9 min |
| #3 | Nidelix | 134 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #4 | ℜ𝔲𝔲𝔟𝔢𝔯𝔱𝔱 ✟ | 132 | 0.03 | 4 min |
| #5 | Gangrene | 60 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Eetu! "# | +2.99 | 82 | 40 |
| #2 | Meggala | +1.66 | 66 | 74 |
| #3 | Sika | +1.33 | 50 | 75 |
| #4 | ℜ𝔲𝔲𝔟𝔢𝔯𝔱𝔱 ✟ | -0.15 | 54 | 59 |
| #5 | Gangrene | -0.17 | 62 | 63 |





