








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 116 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 670 matches | ||
| Faceit | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 75 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6743 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,547 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2140 | 12% |
| Smokes | 5625 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 5043 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 4739 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,861,133 of utility $106 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1241 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vësp | 57% | 44 |
| #2 | FreeZe | 53% | 79 |
| #3 | Penguincicle☁ | 52% | 216 |
| #4 | kAppz | 49% | 160 |
| #5 | TheLastDon | 47% | 107 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vësp | 57% | 44 |
| #2 | FreeZe | 53% | 79 |
| #3 | Penguincicle☁ | 52% | 216 |
| #4 | kAppz | 49% | 160 |
| #5 | TheLastDon | 47% | 107 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TheLastDon | 3 | 0.0013 |
| #2 | Penguincicle☁ | 2 | 0.0004 |
| #3 | kAppz | 2 | 0.0006 |
| #4 | FreeZe | 2 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | vësp | 1 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kAppz | 733 | 0.21 | 22 min |
| #2 | TheLastDon | 402 | 0.17 | 11 min |
| #3 | FreeZe | 140 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #4 | Penguincicle☁ | 113 | 0.02 | 4 min |
| #5 | vësp | 102 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FreeZe | +2.50 | 72 | 62 |
| #2 | vësp | +0.68 | 81 | 51 |
| #3 | Peakaso | +0.61 | 61 | 40 |
| #4 | Penguincicle☁ | -0.42 | 66 | 47 |
| #5 | kAppz | -0.96 | 36 | 76 |





