








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 852 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 548 matches | ||
| Faceit | 67 matches | ||
| Wingman | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 44 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




41 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5922 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,638 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6302 | 28% |
| Smokes | 5481 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 6704 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 4151 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,673,260 of utility $169 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 984 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | Demonsar | 47% | 211 |
| #9 | Archy | 47% | 90 |
| #10 | Radney | 43% | 42 |
| #11 | kAppz | 42% | 144 |
| #12 | ✪ FreakyFreeze | 34% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TheLastDon | 1138 | 0.17 | 32 min |
| #2 | kAppz | 626 | 0.20 | 17 min |
| #3 | Demonsar | 554 | 0.12 | 12 min |
| #4 | Supine | 369 | 0.16 | 9 min |
| #5 | Archy | 350 | 0.18 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Archy | +2.62 | 80 | 57 |
| #2 | Supine | +1.88 | 69 | 66 |
| #3 | PAS | +1.73 | 75 | 68 |
| #4 | Hoid | +1.65 | 56 | 58 |
| #5 | Leonardo Dab Vinci | +0.20 | 69 | 65 |





