








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 302 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 325 matches | ||
| Wingman | 80 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




33 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2254 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,136 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2073 | 20% |
| Smokes | 3874 | 38% |
| HE Grenades | 2489 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1700 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,105,953 of utility $100 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 31 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | N1D3L1x | 52% | 73 |
| #2 | Nidelix | 51% | 37 |
| #3 | Sika | 51% | 55 |
| #4 | Reddiethylamine | 46% | 175 |
| #5 | Eetu! "# | 45% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | ℜ𝔲𝔲𝔟𝔢𝔯𝔱𝔱 ✟ | 45% | 87 |
| #8 | [WD] diiniel | 44% | 52 |
| #9 | Hullukukko | 41% | 95 |
| #10 | Ari | 29% | 90 |
| #11 | Guzmo | 29% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hullukakkonen | 16 | 0.0050 |
| #2 | Reddiethylamine | 10 | 0.0029 |
| #3 | Hullukukko | 8 | 0.0046 |
| #4 | Nidelix | 5 | 0.0063 |
| #5 | N1D3L1x | 4 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | N1D3L1x | 265 | 0.18 | 7 min |
| #2 | Hullukakkonen | 205 | 0.06 | 6 min |
| #3 | Hullukukko | 138 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #4 | Nidelix | 138 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #5 | Reddiethylamine | 114 | 0.03 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sika | +5.53 | 46 | 78 |
| #2 | Eetu! "# | +5.28 | 84 | 54 |
| #3 | Reddiethylamine | +2.01 | 61 | 59 |
| #4 | Hullukakkonen | +1.41 | 54 | 66 |
| #5 | Hullukukko | +0.64 | 42 | 58 |





