








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 283 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 49 matches | ||
| Premier | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1116 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,982 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 630 | 16% |
| Smokes | 820 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 1366 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 1166 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $701,749 of utility $236 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 88 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sukka | 61% | 28 |
| #2 | Nebu | 59% | 37 |
| #3 | WiLzU | 54% | 57 |
| #4 | jSu | 50% | 28 |
| #5 | petsku | 49% | 51 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Nebu | 59% | 37 |
| #3 | WiLzU | 54% | 57 |
| #4 | jSu | 50% | 28 |
| #5 | petsku | 49% | 51 |
| #6 | ulma | 39% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WiLzU | 2 | 0.0017 |
| #2 | petsku | 1 | 0.0009 |
| #3 | Nebu | 1 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | Sukka | 1 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WiLzU | 238 | 0.20 | 7 min |
| #2 | petsku | 119 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #3 | jSu | 102 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #4 | Nebu | 101 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #5 | Sukka | 62 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sukka | +1.82 | 87 | 73 |
| #2 | jSu | +1.56 | 66 | 68 |
| #3 | Nebu | +1.40 | 70 | 65 |
| #4 | WiLzU | +0.43 | 55 | 80 |
| #5 | killabee | -0.73 | 44 | 54 |





