








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 398 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 211 matches | ||
| Premier | 18 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Esplay | 3 matches | 1,861 | |
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2601 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,110 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2643 | 26% |
| Smokes | 2925 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2220 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 2322 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $999,120 of utility $174 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 62 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jONKKER | 67% | 33 |
| #2 | killabee | 59% | 37 |
| #3 | WiLzU | 58% | 128 |
| #4 | Sukka | 57% | 152 |
| #5 | nempula (?) | 56% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | petsku | 4 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | S4lmi | 4 | 0.0034 |
| #3 | WiLzU | 3 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | Sukka | 2 | 0.0006 |
| #5 | el Hipsy | 2 | 0.0036 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WiLzU | 508 | 0.19 | 14 min |
| #2 | Sukka | 395 | 0.12 | 10 min |
| #3 | tryffis | 337 | 0.32 | 9 min |
| #4 | Mikz | 278 | 0.32 | 8 min |
| #5 | petsku | 200 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sukka | +2.15 | 83 | 73 |
| #2 | S4lmi | +1.40 | 63 | 81 |
| #3 | jONKKER | +1.22 | 72 | 73 |
| #4 | tryffis | +1.10 | 67 | 80 |
| #5 | Nebu | +0.46 | 61 | 68 |





