








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 161 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 65 matches | ||
| Faceit | 41 matches | ||
| Premier | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1986 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,016 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2882 | 32% |
| Smokes | 2146 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1824 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 2164 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $387,991 of utility $95 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 32 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Drlller | 69% | 26 |
| #2 | eskill | 62% | 34 |
| #3 | Husssar | 57% | 37 |
| #4 | discokjelle | 55% | 124 |
| #5 | NIGHTDOG | 54% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | discokjelle | 55% | 124 |
| #5 | NIGHTDOG | 54% | 24 |
| #6 | WozzeC | 53% | 79 |
| #7 | M_Iceman ~c'> ? | 51% | 41 |
| #8 | eMMa Karlsson | 50% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | discokjelle | 2 | 0.0009 |
| #2 | Husssar | 2 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | WozzeC | 1 | 0.0006 |
| #4 | NIGHTDOG | 1 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | eMMa Karlsson | 1 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | discokjelle | 280 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| #2 | WozzeC | 227 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #3 | M_Iceman ~c'> ? | 180 | 0.21 | 4 min |
| #4 | Husssar | 59 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #5 | eskill | 41 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WozzeC | +1.38 | 61 | 69 |
| #2 | almefjord | +1.08 | 79 | 77 |
| #3 | discokjelle | +0.70 | 69 | 72 |
| #4 | eMMa Karlsson | +0.70 | 48 | 64 |
| #5 | M_Iceman ~c'> ? | -0.11 | 55 | 68 |





