








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 158 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 62 matches | ||
| Faceit | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Premier | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1675 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,056 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2241 | 32% |
| Smokes | 1424 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 1624 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1767 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $184,858 of utility $60 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 34 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Drlller | 82% | 17 |
| #2 | Husssar | 69% | 52 |
| #3 | NIGHTDOG | 63% | 19 |
| #4 | eskill | 60% | 40 |
| #5 | eMMa Karlsson | 59% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | eskill | 60% | 40 |
| #5 | eMMa Karlsson | 59% | 27 |
| #6 | WozzeC | 58% | 72 |
| #7 | M_Iceman ~c'> ? | 57% | 60 |
| #8 | almefjord | 55% | 124 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | almefjord | 3 | 0.0014 |
| #2 | Husssar | 3 | 0.0031 |
| #3 | WozzeC | 2 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | eMMa Karlsson | 2 | 0.0035 |
| #5 | M_Iceman ~c'> ? | 1 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | almefjord | 338 | 0.16 | 10 min |
| #2 | M_Iceman ~c'> ? | 320 | 0.25 | 7 min |
| #3 | WozzeC | 211 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| #4 | Husssar | 83 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #5 | eMMa Karlsson | 63 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WozzeC | +1.42 | 56 | 72 |
| #2 | almefjord | +1.14 | 79 | 77 |
| #3 | discokjelle | +1.13 | 69 | 73 |
| #4 | eMMa Karlsson | +0.40 | 56 | 65 |
| #5 | NIGHTDOG | +0.06 | 57 | 55 |





