








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 31 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
269 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 841 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 227 | 27% |
| Smokes | 176 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 219 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 219 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $49,158 of utility $98 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 5 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ellz | 100% | 2 |
| #2 | Zolo | 100% | 2 |
| #3 | Stjáni Guli | 71% | 7 |
| #4 | VEJAY-_- | 67% | 3 |
| #5 | EddezeNNN | 67% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | Nonni | 57% | 14 |
| #9 | dulf | 50% | 2 |
| #10 | Kolbvetni | 50% | 2 |
| #11 | Pressi | 50% | 2 |
| #12 | cloverf1eld | 0% | 2 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EddezeNNN | 99 | 0.29 | 2 min |
| #2 | RuflU | 97 | 0.23 | 2 min |
| #3 | Nonni | 62 | 0.19 | 1 min |
| #4 | VEJAY-_- | 24 | 0.33 | 1 min |
| #5 | Stjáni Guli | 17 | 0.12 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | skooN | +4.55 | 84 | 65 |
| #2 | EddezeNNN | +3.48 | 92 | 69 |
| #3 | Stjáni Guli | +2.38 | 85 | 43 |
| #4 | Zolo | +2.11 | 79 | 70 |
| #5 | Pressi | +1.58 | 81 | 40 |





