








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2233 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 1404 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 18 matches | ||
| Esplay | 9 matches | 1,639 | |
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 368 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




31 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
12945 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 39,378 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10375 | 26% |
| Smokes | 9214 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 14067 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 5722 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,991,353 of utility $125 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 707 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | peta | 16 | 0.0017 |
| #2 | Hugo | 12 | 0.0010 |
| #3 | gizze | 8 | 0.0007 |
| #4 | jackejacuzzi | 8 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | LPE | 7 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | peta | 2011 | 0.22 | 58 min |
| #2 | Andersson | 1023 | 0.21 | 25 min |
| #3 | gizze | 959 | 0.09 | 29 min |
| #4 | Hugo | 838 | 0.07 | 22 min |
| #5 | `cuRRe- | 721 | 0.09 | 16 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hugo | +1.69 | 78 | 61 |
| #2 | hillo | +1.07 | 61 | 68 |
| #3 | gizze | +0.59 | 72 | 71 |
| #4 | ElTaco | +0.25 | 47 | 63 |
| #5 | Andersson | +0.21 | 57 | 82 |





