








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 785 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 579 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Esplay | 1 match | 1,822 | |
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 95 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6374 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,566 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5444 | 25% |
| Smokes | 4592 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 5730 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 5800 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,028,373 of utility $203 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 685 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | peta | 531 | 0.22 | 17 min |
| #2 | Hugo | 525 | 0.08 | 14 min |
| #3 | ♛ v0gga ♛ | 495 | 0.05 | 13 min |
| #4 | Andersson | 405 | 0.22 | 11 min |
| #5 | `cuRRe- | 376 | 0.09 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yeahstar | +2.48 | 69 | 85 |
| #2 | laxen | +1.93 | 67 | 74 |
| #3 | Hugo | +1.60 | 79 | 62 |
| #4 | hillo | +1.20 | 61 | 69 |
| #5 | gizze | +0.60 | 71 | 71 |





