








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2070 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 321 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 288 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 184 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 154 matches | ||
| Premier | 134 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 22 matches | ||
| Faceit | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 140 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10979 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 69,059 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 22272 | 32% |
| Smokes | 17361 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 15157 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 14269 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,747,154 of utility $74 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 443 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | coley | 74% | 347 |
| #2 | FiftaR | 73% | 910 |
| #3 | jamflow | 71% | 1031 |
| #4 | fallen | 71% | 856 |
| #5 | Joe | 68% | 292 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | coley | 74% | 347 |
| #2 | FiftaR | 73% | 910 |
| #3 | jamflow | 71% | 1031 |
| #4 | fallen | 71% | 856 |
| #5 | Joe | 68% | 292 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fallen | 23 | 0.0014 |
| #2 | coley | 16 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | Joe | 12 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | FiftaR | 11 | 0.0006 |
| #5 | jamflow | 7 | 0.0004 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fallen | 1500 | 0.09 | 34 min |
| #2 | FiftaR | 1355 | 0.08 | 42 min |
| #3 | jamflow | 1271 | 0.06 | 40 min |
| #4 | coley | 465 | 0.07 | 13 min |
| #5 | Joe | 440 | 0.08 | 10 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FiftaR | +3.20 | 74 | 76 |
| #2 | jamflow | +2.98 | 83 | 72 |
| #3 | kplax | +1.78 | 70 | 88 |
| #4 | coley | +0.83 | 79 | 63 |
| #5 | Joe | -0.37 | 73 | 65 |





