








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 665 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 920 matches | ||
| Wingman | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 111 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9407 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 49,228 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 15293 | 31% |
| Smokes | 15197 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 10746 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 7992 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,041,926 of utility $99 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 679 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #14 | cACAYA | 48% | 101 |
| #15 | Arne R Cool | 46% | 391 |
| #16 | Relko | 46% | 169 |
| #17 | TT | 45% | 71 |
| #18 | Khroone | 42% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kung fu kenny | 4 | 0.0005 |
| #2 | RaZz | 4 | 0.0009 |
| #3 | Dyno Paps | 3 | 0.0003 |
| #4 | Zubash | 3 | 0.0008 |
| #5 | Arne R Cool | 2 | 0.0002 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dyno Paps | 753 | 0.08 | 20 min |
| #2 | RaZz | 748 | 0.16 | 18 min |
| #3 | weetdolphin | 672 | 0.17 | 16 min |
| #4 | cACAYA | 522 | 0.23 | 17 min |
| #5 | Arne R Cool | 484 | 0.06 | 12 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RaZz | +3.73 | 67 | 70 |
| #2 | weetdolphin | +3.10 | 74 | 75 |
| #3 | JAKSULLY | +3.04 | 71 | 72 |
| #4 | Khroone | +2.14 | 53 | 70 |
| #5 | kung fu kenny | +2.00 | 75 | 66 |





