








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1029 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 218 matches | ||
| Wingman | 154 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 89 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6181 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,163 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4219 | 19% |
| Smokes | 7828 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 6497 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 3619 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,576,028 of utility $173 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1727 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Step Mom | 64% | 50 |
| #2 | hairline.2 | 63% | 40 |
| #3 | Dyo | 55% | 56 |
| #4 | Kronozome | 54% | 221 |
| #5 | DB | 54% | 74 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hazard_Creek | 28 | 0.0145 |
| #2 | prime weed | 16 | 0.0106 |
| #3 | Eggwuh | 15 | 0.0163 |
| #4 | bullet | 8 | 0.0028 |
| #5 | Dyo | 7 | 0.0062 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hairline.2 | +3.92 | 77 | 49 |
| #2 | bullet | +3.84 | 73 | 40 |
| #3 | Kronozome | +2.79 | 64 | 61 |
| #4 | Dyo | +2.66 | 63 | 40 |
| #5 | prime weed | +1.39 | 69 | 31 |





