








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 281 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 327 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 35 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2687 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,346 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1469 | 13% |
| Smokes | 3399 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1548 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 4930 | 43% |
Our logs show you have wasted $5,624,313 of utility $407 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 523 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | 40AiR | 38% | 131 |
| #9 | MLG Milkman ✪ | 37% | 79 |
| #10 | GaryThaGoat^ | 36% | 58 |
| #11 | ACE | 33% | 49 |
| #12 | MessyMarv | 29% | 55 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MLG Milkman ✪ | +5.29 | 84 | 61 |
| #2 | Large Man on The Educational Ins | +3.18 | 62 | 38 |
| #3 | Ru55kiii | +3.17 | 86 | 36 |
| #4 | GaryThaGoat^ | +2.99 | 80 | 60 |
| #5 | 40AiR | +1.76 | 74 | 53 |





