








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1318 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 384 matches | ||
| Faceit | 180 matches | ||
| Wingman | 122 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 81 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 56 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




36 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9848 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,552 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3236 | 14% |
| Smokes | 8510 | 36% |
| HE Grenades | 6138 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 5668 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,973,263 of utility $210 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3502 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Celected | 55% | 60 |
| #2 | 40AiR | 55% | 424 |
| #3 | ioio | 54% | 91 |
| #4 | BamBam42 | 53% | 89 |
| #5 | MessyMarv | 52% | 147 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 40AiR | 19 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | Arum | 19 | 0.0029 |
| #3 | GaryThaGoat^ | 16 | 0.0038 |
| #4 | Large Man on The Educational Ins | 12 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | MessyMarv | 7 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 40AiR | 1401 | 0.17 | 28 min |
| #2 | Arum | 856 | 0.13 | 19 min |
| #3 | GaryThaGoat^ | 715 | 0.17 | 19 min |
| #4 | MessyMarv | 559 | 0.20 | 10 min |
| #5 | BamBam42 | 337 | 0.19 | 10 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MLG Milkman ✪ | +3.23 | 82 | 54 |
| #2 | ioio | +2.79 | 81 | 60 |
| #3 | Celected | +1.45 | 84 | 70 |
| #4 | GaryThaGoat^ | +0.93 | 72 | 68 |
| #5 | Large Man on The Educational Ins | +0.21 | 66 | 39 |





