








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1641 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 623 matches | ||
| Faceit | 237 matches | ||
| Wingman | 108 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 60 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




42 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
13601 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 25,437 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3719 | 15% |
| Smokes | 5882 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 6586 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 9250 | 36% |
Our logs show you have wasted $5,231,552 of utility $191 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 303 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BamBam42 | 53% | 77 |
| #2 | GaryThaGoat^ | 53% | 396 |
| #3 | MLG Milkman ✪ | 52% | 319 |
| #4 | 40AiR | 52% | 614 |
| #5 | SANTANA | 51% | 80 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | SANTANA | 51% | 80 |
| #6 | Arum | 50% | 159 |
| #7 | MessyMarv | 46% | 114 |
| #8 | Ru55kiii | 46% | 81 |
| #9 | Enzo | 39% | 98 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GaryThaGoat^ | 30 | 0.0036 |
| #2 | 40AiR | 29 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | MessyMarv | 11 | 0.0046 |
| #4 | MLG Milkman ✪ | 10 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | Arum | 10 | 0.0030 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 40AiR | 2260 | 0.18 | 45 min |
| #2 | GaryThaGoat^ | 1558 | 0.19 | 42 min |
| #3 | Arum | 453 | 0.13 | 11 min |
| #4 | MessyMarv | 418 | 0.18 | 7 min |
| #5 | MLG Milkman ✪ | 365 | 0.06 | 11 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MLG Milkman ✪ | +3.11 | 82 | 54 |
| #2 | GaryThaGoat^ | +1.49 | 75 | 69 |
| #3 | Large Man on The Educational Ins | +1.31 | 64 | 43 |
| #4 | BamBam42 | +0.03 | 42 | 62 |
| #5 | 40AiR | -0.46 | 68 | 55 |





