








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 591 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 234 matches | ||
| Esplay | 61 matches | 1,926 | |
| Competitive Mirage | 48 matches | ||
| Faceit | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4029 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,480 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3596 | 23% |
| Smokes | 4796 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 3698 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 3390 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,689,603 of utility $156 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 66 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | STH ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ | 66% | 35 |
| #2 | HACKMAN | 57% | 58 |
| #3 | stian.K | 52% | 141 |
| #4 | elwood | 51% | 55 |
| #5 | Topgunner83 | 47% | 94 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | HACKMAN | 57% | 58 |
| #3 | stian.K | 52% | 141 |
| #4 | elwood | 51% | 55 |
| #5 | Topgunner83 | 47% | 94 |
| #6 | VERAC | 46% | 46 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | stian.K | 3 | 0.0010 |
| #2 | elwood | 3 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | STH ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ | 3 | 0.0039 |
| #4 | HACKMAN | 2 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | VERAC | 2 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | elwood | 277 | 0.22 | 7 min |
| #2 | stian.K | 262 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| #3 | HACKMAN | 216 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| #4 | Topgunner83 | 203 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #5 | VERAC | 197 | 0.20 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HACKMAN | +1.70 | 78 | 74 |
| #2 | elwood | +0.70 | 68 | 75 |
| #3 | STH ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ | +0.49 | 59 | 67 |
| #4 | stian.K | +0.23 | 64 | 70 |
| #5 | Input | +0.08 | 66 | 63 |





