








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 557 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 235 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 189 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 152 matches | ||
| Premier | 93 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 72 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




36 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6021 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,629 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2088 | 18% |
| Smokes | 1709 | 15% |
| HE Grenades | 5893 | 51% |
| Molotovs | 1939 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,470,107 of utility $146 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 247 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | roach* | 57% | 97 |
| #2 | X-FIR3 | 54% | 57 |
| #3 | .jenz | 48% | 331 |
| #4 | herc | 48% | 362 |
| #5 | doNmartinez | 47% | 501 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | herc | 48% | 362 |
| #5 | doNmartinez | 47% | 501 |
| #6 | ayz | 46% | 332 |
| #7 | Bratan | 44% | 112 |
| #8 | troubleN IYC$CUF | 42% | 90 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | doNmartinez | 35 | 0.0036 |
| #2 | .jenz | 31 | 0.0049 |
| #3 | ayz | 29 | 0.0047 |
| #4 | herc | 14 | 0.0021 |
| #5 | roach* | 7 | 0.0037 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | doNmartinez | 3202 | 0.33 | 100 min |
| #2 | .jenz | 2089 | 0.33 | 67 min |
| #3 | ayz | 801 | 0.13 | 21 min |
| #4 | herc | 534 | 0.08 | 16 min |
| #5 | roach* | 427 | 0.22 | 12 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | roach* | +4.07 | 82 | 71 |
| #2 | doNmartinez | +2.09 | 65 | 88 |
| #3 | .jenz | +2.04 | 73 | 87 |
| #4 | ayz | +0.51 | 66 | 74 |
| #5 | troubleN IYC$CUF | -0.28 | 72 | 68 |





