








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 86 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 75 matches | ||
| Premier | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 32 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1539 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,412 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2218 | 21% |
| Smokes | 2851 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2683 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 2660 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $668,616 of utility $103 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 154 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | X-FIR3 | 65% | 20 |
| #2 | .jenz | 49% | 76 |
| #3 | chief chulio | 46% | 35 |
| #4 | Splash | 44% | 112 |
| #5 | herc | 43% | 82 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | doNmartinez | 39% | 126 |
| #9 | ayz | 38% | 132 |
| #10 | Ex0rZiSt | 35% | 20 |
| #11 | troubleN IYC$CUF | 31% | 36 |
| #12 | Tikteriとら | 28% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ayz | 7 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | doNmartinez | 6 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | .jenz | 4 | 0.0029 |
| #4 | Splash | 3 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | herc | 2 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | doNmartinez | 832 | 0.33 | 25 min |
| #2 | .jenz | 463 | 0.34 | 15 min |
| #3 | ayz | 361 | 0.14 | 10 min |
| #4 | herc | 112 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #5 | chief chulio | 91 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | .jenz | +2.21 | 69 | 88 |
| #2 | Ninarino ♥ | +1.93 | 86 | 56 |
| #3 | Ex0rZiSt | +1.79 | 46 | 66 |
| #4 | doNmartinez | +1.60 | 62 | 88 |
| #5 | chief chulio | +1.24 | 73 | 70 |





