








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 245 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 198 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Renown | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1863 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,711 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1911 | 20% |
| Smokes | 3161 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 2550 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 2089 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $981,242 of utility $149 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 308 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | R0$4 | 69% | 36 |
| #2 | dim8 | 67% | 24 |
| #3 | Nidorino | 60% | 30 |
| #4 | SOL1DUDE | 57% | 82 |
| #5 | eXe | 54% | 59 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #12 | boiler_ | 43% | 68 |
| #13 | Maschock | 42% | 36 |
| #14 | sp1eLkinD | 33% | 18 |
| #15 | TackoO | 31% | 16 |
| #16 | fettesbrain | 25% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | boiler_ | 4 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | Maschock | 4 | 0.0052 |
| #3 | SOL1DUDE | 2 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | eXe | 2 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | cyberaser | 1 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | boiler_ | 254 | 0.18 | 7 min |
| #2 | SOL1DUDE | 215 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #3 | cyberaser | 194 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #4 | Tauboga | 88 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #5 | sp1eLkinD | 88 | 0.22 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tauboga | +4.36 | 82 | 74 |
| #2 | SOL1DUDE | +3.86 | 80 | 65 |
| #3 | R0$4 | +3.03 | 88 | 57 |
| #4 | dim8 | +2.69 | 64 | 71 |
| #5 | Maschock | +1.19 | 70 | 65 |





