








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 357 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 99 matches | ||
| Premier | 96 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 91 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 79 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 19 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 72 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4000 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,912 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1508 | 15% |
| Smokes | 3499 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 2324 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 2581 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,195,509 of utility $234 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 219 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | S1rv1v4L | 54% | 48 |
| #2 | Mr_J_Reese | 52% | 27 |
| #3 | eXe | 49% | 94 |
| #4 | boiler_ | 29% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | S1rv1v4L | 54% | 48 |
| #2 | Mr_J_Reese | 52% | 27 |
| #3 | eXe | 49% | 94 |
| #4 | boiler_ | 29% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | eXe | 4 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | boiler_ | 1 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | eXe | 104 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #2 | boiler_ | 102 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #3 | S1rv1v4L | 61 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #4 | Mr_J_Reese | 6 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sir Vive | +0.52 | 57 | 45 |
| #2 | boiler_ | -0.44 | 62 | 73 |
| #3 | eXe | -0.70 | 33 | 54 |
| #4 | S1rv1v4L | -1.01 | 61 | 66 |
| #5 | Mr_J_Reese | -1.41 | 52 | 36 |





