








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 618 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 194 matches | ||
| Premier | 166 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 38 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




69 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5121 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 26,346 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7005 | 27% |
| Smokes | 8426 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 5885 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 5030 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,529,291 of utility $122 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 633 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | d4n | 57% | 185 |
| #2 | TommyP123 | 57% | 113 |
| #3 | -->Amen!TY<-- | 54% | 37 |
| #4 | Conner ツ | 50% | 202 |
| #5 | #ReTiReD | 49% | 57 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | Robbie Rotten | 47% | 77 |
| #11 | MurDoC | 45% | 265 |
| #12 | アンディ | 44% | 202 |
| #13 | berf | 43% | 125 |
| #14 | KT | 42% | 85 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jack | 83 | 0.0092 |
| #2 | MurDoC | 47 | 0.0087 |
| #3 | Panda | 32 | 0.0086 |
| #4 | elmod | 22 | 0.0058 |
| #5 | TommyP123 | 19 | 0.0079 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jack | 2121 | 0.23 | 61 min |
| #2 | MurDoC | 1430 | 0.26 | 38 min |
| #3 | Panda | 689 | 0.19 | 22 min |
| #4 | d4n | 681 | 0.17 | 14 min |
| #5 | Conner ツ | 658 | 0.15 | 18 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TommyP123 | +2.89 | 89 | 60 |
| #2 | Panda | +1.67 | 72 | 71 |
| #3 | Conner ツ | +1.13 | 82 | 63 |
| #4 | MurDoC | +0.59 | 64 | 61 |
| #5 | d4n | +0.55 | 66 | 56 |





