








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 271 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 101 matches | ||
| Faceit | 71 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2331 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,102 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1970 | 14% |
| Smokes | 4047 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 4018 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 4067 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $916,133 of utility $127 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 177 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TommyP123 | 63% | 78 |
| #2 | d4n | 58% | 26 |
| #3 | KT | 50% | 84 |
| #4 | jack | 49% | 241 |
| #5 | MurDoC | 49% | 148 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | jmv | 44% | 202 |
| #10 | MilkyJoe | 43% | 46 |
| #11 | #ReTiReD | 43% | 42 |
| #12 | Panda | 43% | 42 |
| #13 | Robbie Rotten | 41% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jack | 49 | 0.0096 |
| #2 | jmv | 22 | 0.0051 |
| #3 | MurDoC | 21 | 0.0066 |
| #4 | elmod | 14 | 0.0048 |
| #5 | berf | 11 | 0.0046 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jack | 1174 | 0.23 | 33 min |
| #2 | jmv | 929 | 0.22 | 26 min |
| #3 | MurDoC | 832 | 0.26 | 22 min |
| #4 | elmod | 347 | 0.12 | 11 min |
| #5 | TommyP123 | 287 | 0.17 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TommyP123 | +2.95 | 89 | 60 |
| #2 | Panda | +2.38 | 78 | 69 |
| #3 | Conner ツ | +1.98 | 85 | 65 |
| #4 | MurDoC | +0.64 | 66 | 60 |
| #5 | KT | +0.63 | 61 | 70 |





