








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 189 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 306 matches | ||
| Premier | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5713 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,095 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5750 | 29% |
| Smokes | 4562 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 5315 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 4468 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $765,668 of utility $73 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 189 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sm_i_ley | 72% | 36 |
| #2 | TommyP123 | 68% | 31 |
| #3 | TTV.VizyYT2 | 62% | 111 |
| #4 | #ReTiReD | 59% | 56 |
| #5 | Smol | 59% | 51 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jack | 34 | 0.0091 |
| #2 | Panda | 17 | 0.0060 |
| #3 | jmv | 13 | 0.0033 |
| #4 | Conner ツ | 5 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | Smol | 4 | 0.0039 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jack | 819 | 0.22 | 22 min |
| #2 | jmv | 644 | 0.16 | 20 min |
| #3 | Panda | 525 | 0.18 | 16 min |
| #4 | TTV.VizyYT2 | 495 | 0.20 | 11 min |
| #5 | Conner ツ | 486 | 0.15 | 13 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TommyP123 | +3.28 | 89 | 64 |
| #2 | Panda | +2.33 | 73 | 73 |
| #3 | TTV.VizyYT2 | +1.22 | 71 | 59 |
| #4 | Smol | +1.04 | 59 | 47 |
| #5 | d4n | +0.96 | 65 | 56 |





