








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 384 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 267 matches | ||
| Premier | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 33 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3116 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,620 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6527 | 32% |
| Smokes | 5526 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 4042 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 4525 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $701,030 of utility $84 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 129 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Whindanski*[p$] | 72% | 39 |
| #2 | us3r | 69% | 29 |
| #3 | eM- | 56% | 75 |
| #4 | Holl1s | 55% | 358 |
| #5 | Kris | 54% | 311 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Holl1s | 55% | 358 |
| #5 | Kris | 54% | 311 |
| #6 | NKZ | 52% | 274 |
| #7 | foolio | 51% | 261 |
| #8 | wingie | 50% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Holl1s | 5 | 0.0006 |
| #2 | NKZ | 4 | 0.0007 |
| #3 | foolio | 3 | 0.0005 |
| #4 | Kris | 1 | 0.0001 |
| #5 | wingie | 1 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NKZ | 1526 | 0.25 | 46 min |
| #2 | Holl1s | 1466 | 0.19 | 46 min |
| #3 | Kris | 510 | 0.08 | 13 min |
| #4 | foolio | 439 | 0.08 | 12 min |
| #5 | wingie | 130 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Whindanski*[p$] | +3.41 | 84 | 65 |
| #2 | Holl1s | +2.37 | 77 | 72 |
| #3 | eM- | +0.94 | 83 | 60 |
| #4 | NKZ | +0.89 | 80 | 69 |
| #5 | twitch.tv/f00bie | +0.15 | 61 | 73 |





