








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1566 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 682 matches | ||
| Wingman | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 84 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8572 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,688 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5064 | 22% |
| Smokes | 5874 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 6718 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 5032 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,503,008 of utility $159 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 312 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cLEEz | 12 | 0.0013 |
| #2 | sHOwtimE | 8 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | Hurri | 5 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | siippari | 5 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | MULKERS | 4 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hillo | +1.44 | 69 | 64 |
| #2 | sHOwtimE | +0.85 | 64 | 71 |
| #3 | Arska | +0.04 | 60 | 67 |
| #4 | Monko | -0.18 | 48 | 52 |
| #5 | siippari | -0.24 | 49 | 48 |





