








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 17 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 63 matches | ||
| Wingman | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




36 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2228 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,252 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 894 | 27% |
| Smokes | 949 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 694 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 715 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $127,760 of utility $54 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Brittmarie | 89% | 18 |
| #2 | Alex | 70% | 30 |
| #3 | SWAZY???? | 67% | 9 |
| #4 | Magnus Olander | 67% | 33 |
| #5 | 76561198833244241 | 58% | 57 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Alex | 70% | 30 |
| #3 | SWAZY???? | 67% | 9 |
| #4 | Magnus Olander | 67% | 33 |
| #5 | 76561198833244241 | 58% | 57 |
| #6 | . | 56% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Brittmarie | 8 | 0.0233 |
| #2 | 76561198833244241 | 5 | 0.0051 |
| #3 | SWAZY???? | 5 | 0.0294 |
| #4 | . | 2 | 0.0030 |
| #5 | Alex | 2 | 0.0035 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | . | 55 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #2 | Brittmarie | 47 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #3 | Magnus Olander | 46 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #4 | 76561198833244241 | 32 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| #5 | Alex | 15 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝔅𝔦𝔤,₯✉✈✔ | +8.65 | 98 | 49 |
| #2 | SWAZY???? | +0.12 | 98 | 9 |
| #3 | . | -1.40 | 59 | 28 |
| #4 | Magnus Olander | -1.79 | 58 | 38 |
| #5 | Brittmarie | -2.41 | 53 | 42 |





