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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
554 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,092 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 197 | 18% |
| Smokes | 281 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 336 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 278 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $14,392 of utility $8 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 31 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Brittmarie | 82% | 11 |
| #2 | Magnus Olander | 74% | 38 |
| #3 | 𝔅𝔦𝔤,₯✉✈✔ | 70% | 30 |
| #4 | Dahlen :D | 60% | 5 |
| #5 | 76561198833244241 | 57% | 53 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | . | 48% | 63 |
| #8 | PINOxr | 47% | 17 |
| #9 | JAG ÄLSKAR WILLIAM | 42% | 12 |
| #10 | fisken | 38% | 8 |
| #11 | Jrrky𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴 67? | 22% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | . | 14 | 0.0113 |
| #2 | 76561198833244241 | 14 | 0.0135 |
| #3 | 𝔅𝔦𝔤,₯✉✈✔ | 10 | 0.0174 |
| #4 | Magnus Olander | 7 | 0.0094 |
| #5 | Passters | 6 | 0.0240 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝔅𝔦𝔤,₯✉✈✔ | 94 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #2 | . | 90 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #3 | 76561198833244241 | 75 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #4 | Passters | 60 | 0.24 | 1 min |
| #5 | Magnus Olander | 53 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝔅𝔦𝔤,₯✉✈✔ | +12.61 | 97 | 62 |
| #2 | fisken | +4.67 | 51 | 27 |
| #3 | Passters | +2.86 | 60 | 37 |
| #4 | . | +2.74 | 66 | 37 |
| #5 | Magnus Olander | -0.03 | 59 | 34 |





