








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 898 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 109 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 33 matches | ||
| Wingman | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




81 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4206 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,122 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2723 | 38% |
| Smokes | 1544 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 1532 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1323 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $833,202 of utility $100 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2192 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | d3monsl4yer | 59% | 22 |
| #2 | Magnus Olander | 59% | 29 |
| #3 | 𝔅𝔦𝔤,₯✉✈✔ | 56% | 36 |
| #4 | PINOxr | 54% | 81 |
| #5 | helsjuk | 52% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Passters | 50% | 24 |
| #8 | 76561198833244241 | 49% | 308 |
| #9 | JAG ÄLSKAR WILLIAM | 48% | 42 |
| #10 | Alex | 48% | 63 |
| #11 | Jrrky𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴 67? | 41% | 94 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 76561198833244241 | 60 | 0.0103 |
| #2 | PINOxr | 10 | 0.0062 |
| #3 | Alex | 10 | 0.0081 |
| #4 | JAG ÄLSKAR WILLIAM | 10 | 0.0127 |
| #5 | fisken | 10 | 0.0163 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 76561198833244241 | 569 | 0.10 | 12 min |
| #2 | Jrrky𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴 67? | 144 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #3 | PINOxr | 126 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #4 | 𝔅𝔦𝔤,₯✉✈✔ | 95 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #5 | Passters | 95 | 0.22 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝔅𝔦𝔤,₯✉✈✔ | +10.35 | 98 | 48 |
| #2 | . | +3.04 | 68 | 41 |
| #3 | d3monsl4yer | +2.97 | 82 | 69 |
| #4 | fisken | +1.50 | 62 | 33 |
| #5 | Passters | +0.96 | 66 | 47 |





