








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 300 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 134 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




37 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1351 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,672 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1321 | 36% |
| Smokes | 879 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 870 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 602 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $328,935 of utility $106 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 190 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Magnus Olander | 90% | 10 |
| #2 | 𝔅𝔦𝔤,₯✉✈✔ | 89% | 18 |
| #3 | Alex | 82% | 11 |
| #4 | Stekarn | 67% | 24 |
| #5 | RäveenCS | 56% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | 𝔅𝔦𝔤,₯✉✈✔ | 89% | 18 |
| #3 | Alex | 82% | 11 |
| #4 | Stekarn | 67% | 24 |
| #5 | RäveenCS | 56% | 16 |
| #6 | SWAZY???? | 48% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SWAZY???? | 9 | 0.0134 |
| #2 | 𝔅𝔦𝔤,₯✉✈✔ | 9 | 0.0265 |
| #3 | RäveenCS | 2 | 0.0063 |
| #4 | Stekarn | 1 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | Alex | 1 | 0.0048 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝔅𝔦𝔤,₯✉✈✔ | 54 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #2 | SWAZY???? | 42 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #3 | Magnus Olander | 19 | 0.10 | 0 min |
| #4 | Stekarn | 13 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| #5 | RäveenCS | 3 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝔅𝔦𝔤,₯✉✈✔ | +14.82 | 97 | 73 |
| #2 | RäveenCS | +2.63 | 55 | 29 |
| #3 | Brittmarie | +1.19 | 57 | 50 |
| #4 | SWAZY???? | +0.44 | 58 | 33 |
| #5 | Magnus Olander | -0.23 | 52 | 31 |





