








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 479 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 248 matches | ||
| Faceit | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 29 matches | ||
| Wingman | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5373 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,498 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4320 | 21% |
| Smokes | 4803 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 6745 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 4630 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,722,382 of utility $138 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 92 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | taylOr | 11 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | far far away | 10 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | sl4sh | 8 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | schümi | 6 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | Mr.Right | 5 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | taylOr | 846 | 0.16 | 19 min |
| #2 | schümi | 519 | 0.13 | 13 min |
| #3 | sl4sh | 442 | 0.08 | 10 min |
| #4 | Mr.Right | 400 | 0.16 | 10 min |
| #5 | Paint | 304 | 0.11 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chillyson83 | +1.93 | 76 | 68 |
| #2 | sl4sh | +1.90 | 86 | 59 |
| #3 | Mr.Right | +1.37 | 54 | 69 |
| #4 | schümi | +0.98 | 77 | 63 |
| #5 | kentman_ | +0.89 | 60 | 67 |





