








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 345 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 27 matches | ||
| Wingman | 25 matches | ||
| Faceit | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2291 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,431 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2099 | 28% |
| Smokes | 2221 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1673 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1438 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $692,494 of utility $142 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 317 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chillyson83 | 8 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | taylOr | 8 | 0.0032 |
| #3 | far far away | 8 | 0.0037 |
| #4 | sl4sh | 4 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | Mr.Right | 2 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | taylOr | 380 | 0.15 | 9 min |
| #2 | Chillyson83 | 293 | 0.07 | 8 min |
| #3 | sl4sh | 201 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #4 | Mr.Right | 113 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #5 | Paint | 98 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | schümi | +1.44 | 77 | 63 |
| #2 | Mr.Right | +1.35 | 56 | 65 |
| #3 | sl4sh | +1.35 | 85 | 58 |
| #4 | Chillyson83 | +0.96 | 75 | 66 |
| #5 | kentman_ | +0.34 | 63 | 71 |





